proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: odochar)

timetrabble:

Time Trabble - Illusion [x]
Time Trabble by Mikey Heller [webcomic | website | tumblr | twitter]

timetrabble:

Time Trabble - Illusion [x]

Time Trabble by Mikey Heller
[webcomic | website | tumblr | twitter]

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

image

nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

I am Southern, and it’s burning my eyes. You misspelled y’all.

seductivesurvivor:

Don’t ever feel offended if I don’t answer your asks or anons or memes. I’m not ignoring you. I would never ignore anybody on purpose. Either tumblr ate them or I had every intention to and I just forgot. 

So this is basically a reminder that I’m human and a terrible one at that so don’t hate me for my flaws because I have a lot of them.

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online


to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

What do you mean 1999 was 15 years ago?

ssjdebusk:

Mark Ruffalo and Matt Bomer in The Normal Heart

Trailer and Info

(Source: moonchild30)

heckacute:

You know what they say: Life is like a box of chocolates, but the chocolates have been replaced with big bugs and you have to eat the bugs and you’re on television. It’s a reality show called Eat The Bugs and this is the pilot episode. You eat all of those bugs, but the show never gets picked up so nobody ever sees it and you don’t win the big cash prize that they promised. That’s what life is like.